Act Natural

Act natural. Just keep your head down and act natural. Nobody saw you take the iPod from the counter. If they saw you, they'd have stopped you the moment you walked out the door. They wouldn't let you walk around the corner, they wouldn't let you walk to your car.

Would they? Maybe they think I'll lead them to more stuff, more stuff boosted from other stores. Maybe they think I'm a professional shoplifter. Maybe they think I'll lead them to a fence

No, that's crazy, that's crazy thinking. Just keep your head down and act natural. Walk slowly. Don't hurry. Act natural. Walk slowly. Don't hurry. Act natural. Keep your head down...but it's not natural to keep my head down. Or walk slowly. How do I act naturally? How do I normally walk? How do I hold my head?

Natural? Natural? Act natural?