lost dog - reward offered

They're out in the same park every day, regardless of the weather, she and her stupid little dog. There seems to be some sort of rule; the smaller and more expensive the dog, the stupider it is. And her dog? Really small and really expensive.

She talks baby talk to it. I've heard her do it. Right out loud, like she doesn't care if people think she's as stupid as her dog. Rich people. Too much money and not enough common sense. They shouldn't be allowed to breed. Them or their dogs. Hell, it probably took her a couple minutes to realize her little dog was gone...that's how stupid she is. By that time, I had the dog in the car and was three blocks away.

It's been a couple of days now. She's been back to the park maybe half a dozen times, calling the dog's name. She's put up signs in the neighborhood. She's offering a reward. Three hundred bucks, if you can believe it. I'll give her another day or so. Let her start to lose hope. See if the reward goes up. Easy money.